I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
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