This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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