Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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