Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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