haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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