he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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