Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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