Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Acid is not a monday night drug
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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