just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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