Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
