So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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