dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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