he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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