I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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