omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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