I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
