but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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