When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
MIDGETS
????
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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