Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I have post one night stand depression
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