this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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