I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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