Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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