just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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