Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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