I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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