we made out on top of his cat.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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