hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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