Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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