how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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