He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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