She's JV to your varsity
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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