The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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