So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
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