But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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