: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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