How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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