y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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