yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
