She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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