i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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