your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Randomize
