Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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