To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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