She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
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