I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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