Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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