Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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