so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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