What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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