How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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