u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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