Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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