Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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