I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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