She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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