He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Randomize